Today's Top 4

The Top 4 things to do in Byron Bay, Australia.
1. Rent a beach house and live the beach life.
2. Find where King's Beach is and check it out - sans swimwear as per local custom.
3. Buy pastries from the little authentic French Patisserie near the main roundabout.
4. Go surfing: bodysurfing, on a surfboard, however you like, and while you're out there check out the other guys out there with you. It's definitely worth the plunge.

Today's Top 4

The Top 4 Politicians who need to be booted out, and why.

Today its up to you - to let us know who needs to be booted. The more votes someone gets - the more chance they'll make our final top 4.

Write in the comments who needs to go. And we'll tally the least popular and vote them out of office!!

Today's top 4

The top 4 signs you might be gay:

• You may bench press 120kg but you’ll pay $1200 for a Streisand ticket.
  
• You saw Debbie does Dallas, but can’t even recall what Debbie looks like.
  
• You’ve “helped out mates” more often than you’ve had girlfriends.
  
• The soundtrack to your life is provided by Divas with one name.

Today's Top 4

The top 4 lies told by a closeted gay man:

• I’m too busy working/studying/looking after my disabled relative to have a girlfriend.
  
• I just haven’t found the right woman.
  
• Mum, this is my old school mate Thomas…
  
• I’m off to the gym honey, I’ll be back in time to tuck in the kids…