Monday, 3 September 2007

Today's top 4

The top 4 signs you might be gay:

  • You may bench press 120kg but you’ll pay $1200 for a Streisand ticket.
  • You saw Debbie does Dallas, but can’t even recall what Debbie looks like.
  • You’ve “helped out mates” more often than you’ve had girlfriends.
  • The soundtrack to your life is provided by Divas with one name.


Spamouflage said...

Nicely done. I wish I could say this is a bunch of rubbish but you're bang on.

Anonymous said...


u r dead on

maui lawyer

Anonymous said...

perhaps not top 4, but they are in the list