The top 4 lies told by a closeted gay man:
- I’m too busy working/studying/looking after my disabled relative to have a girlfriend.
- I just haven’t found the right woman.
- Mum, this is my old school mate Thomas…
- I’m off to the gym honey, I’ll be back in time to tuck in the kids…
2 comments:
gee this is right up my alley !!
Lies to the wife :
I have a meeting with a client which will run late
Nobody is taking their wives to the Conference [so I can play around while I am there]
Oh he dated some girl I knew at Uni [when you accidentally bump into a gay guy she has never met]
I am going to Easts to watch the rugby [when you are going to watch/drool over the Sydney Convicts]
I can't take the kids to sport as I have to work [on my gaydar profile]
I have decided to lose some weight [so I can go to the gym/swim and perve on the pretty bois ]
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